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Yor Demotivational Poster

J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!

IN NEW YORK CITY - one of these items is considered too dangerous for your health to be legal

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ToonTaco - July 7, 2013, 10:14 am
Nothing wrong with cigarettes. Beer? Pass it! HOLY CRAP, HE HAS A SODA! Stop him!
CloudchaserS - September 14, 2012, 10:27 am
Typical nanny state liberals, thinking that grown adults are incapable of deciding for themselves what they should and shouldn't consume. I remember when NJ tried to ban restaurants from serving fried eggs with runny yolks.

LADY LIBERTY & LADY JUSTICE - Have a true reason to celebrate liberty, equality and justice in New York today.

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Krissie - June 28, 2011, 2:24 am
Favorited...as well as a vote for the t-shirt. Marriage SHOULD be for EVERYONE! 5l'S...PERFECT!


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spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:13 pm
Not the first, and probably not the last, but such is the Internet.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:51 pm

I think I know a forum thread this could apply to.


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Dill - April 6, 2011, 5:56 am
beautiful words for a beautiful Lady
WTFguy - March 23, 2011, 6:57 pm
may Elizabeth have a good aND HAPPY eternity in heaven...... thank you cubby for those kindly words....

AMSTERDAM - This is why it's so much better than New York

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NEW YORK SODA BAN - This just in... New Yorkers too stupid to make their own decisions.

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falloutghoul - September 14, 2012, 8:45 pm
Because we won't take responsibility for our own health.
Bolverk3778 - September 14, 2012, 6:59 am

BREAKING NEWS - Sometimes you need see it to believe

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LegendInMyOwnPants - October 30, 2008, 7:10 am
Pretty easy photoshop job.

K-9 NARCS - I swear, Officer, that weed's not mine! The bitch set me up! (It's always the ones you least suspect.)

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Chopperliscious - September 1, 2009, 4:29 am
Some nice looking buds he's got there!
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 10:52 am
best retriever EVER!

CAVEMAN VS ROBOT - Caveman always wins!

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BEST BLEACH FRIENDS - When "Best Friends" doesn't cut it

500th Motifake -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:16 am
Thanks, Gary. Glad you liked it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am
Thank you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am
Sweet! Discount! :-D
GaryO - December 13, 2013, 8:21 pm
Man, cynic, that IS a milestone…and a 4.4 avg! (handshake, back pat). Now please take those to the bank and cash ‘em in. Let me know how that works out. I’m right behind ya. Serious, cheers fellow Motifaker. 5 Ls for the D
Greeny - December 13, 2013, 7:36 pm
Take the money
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 2:57 pm
Once you're over the 500 mark you only need $1.50 cuz you can now use the seniors' discount.

GROSSLY OVERMATCHED - A.K.A. Twins vs. Yankees playoff series.

SPIDER MONKEY - He came at me like a "Spider Monkey" A SPIDER MONKEY!!

NEW YORK - They just love cannabis!

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??? - May 12, 2009, 1:54 am
Seriously whats wrong with this pic? its fuckin funny as hell. So much bad shit happens in NY, that could be the 9/11 disaster, or a gas leak, or a mass fire... or better yet, a bunch of rednecks gettin burned at the stake.
Get Over It - September 18, 2008, 12:03 am
Yes, it is offensive, but then, isn't this entire site? The idea is to make a joke out of a picture, and taken out of context, his poster and the picture just go perfectly. so stop bitching about it, and admit that if you take the picture and the quote,
RnR - August 1, 2008, 11:00 am
quite funny
Barbrady - July 19, 2008, 5:23 pm
little bit offensive, huh ?
Fuck You - June 7, 2008, 5:20 pm
fucking cocksucker bitch
Barbrady - May 30, 2008, 7:45 pm
damn, i laugh so hard about that xD
EAT COCK - May 28, 2008, 10:44 pm
You are a fucking ass boil!

George Wasn't an Idiot -

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saucerhead - June 22, 2009, 10:29 am
actually he did, but richard did it twice
M & M - December 26, 2008, 3:42 pm
He was a sad dope head.

FIRST RESPONDER - Well, You don't eexpect us, to respond on an EMPTY STOMACHE Do YOU!

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agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 11:11 am
FDNY deserves a rest (and a snack) anytime they want.

SPRAY CHEESE - Anyone got any? I owe the mayor here some money, and the can doesn't fit in the checkbook cover.

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temp - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
I don't think there's enough for a motorboat, but I'd like the opportunity to prove myself wrong.
mallen - October 16, 2009, 9:42 pm
Dito! Motorboat anyone?
Mr. Nemo - October 16, 2009, 6:03 pm
I learn something new on Motifake everyday. Today's lesson Mayor McCheese has a fairly nice rack

SONIA MINNESOTAMAYOR - She's a big Twins fan.

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Fatt Matt - July 26, 2009, 8:34 pm
TheTrashHeap - July 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
Todd I would call you a tool, but tools are useful!
BriaHere - July 26, 2009, 5:46 pm
That is brilliant, the comment below I mean. Sad, sad person.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 2:32 pm
Did you really comment on your own poster and expect no one to notice? You have sunk even lower Todd, I never thought it was possible. 1 lion....loser.
todd snyder - July 26, 2009, 1:26 pm
Hey, funny play on words. Does she like the Vikes, too?

ARMAGEDDON IS COMING - Choose your team wisely.

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RA - May 14, 2009, 4:09 pm
Weird how ninjas are laying low...for now.
guest - April 22, 2009, 1:12 am
no it will be Mister Rogers in a blood soaked sweater be the last one standing
Pablo - December 9, 2008, 4:12 am
No matter who you choose, only one man will survive, and that man will be Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris puts the laughter into slaughter.
Lloyd - November 28, 2008, 7:41 pm
I choose porn cos porn beats jesus
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:42 am
people search for ninjas but they can never be found...


Justin Bieber -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 12:58 am
Wife and I don't do them, except the occasional aspirin and psych meds.
MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:31 pm
Canada welcomes you with open arms. But you have to bring your own drugs...or ask Toronto's mayor...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:12 am
Which BTW, wife and I strongly considering moving to Canada. Have you heard about what they're doing here? Oh, my God!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:10 am
I would've never 5uspected . . . the mayor that is. Lol. I mean he's Canadian; how could the mayor get into so much trouble?


Hold Your Tongue -

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct tape! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct tape is at fixing anything! Lol!

Rob Ford -

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steve1961 - November 18, 2013, 11:53 am
After what some of his opponents did with the low income housing by having parties with the money allocated with repairs etc, there is very little Rob Ford would have to do keep my respect.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2013, 7:35 am
I'll Take Rob Ford Over Anybody In Quebec !
MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 11:41 am
I don't even live in Ontario nor Toronto...but I hate the smug bastrad. Off with his head (said his female co-workers at City Hall).


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agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:20 pm
I'd have gone with "Blast"
Airman - May 4, 2010, 6:19 pm
what a surprise. A pakistani. Who'd a thunk it

REASONS - You should always have at least four to support your positions.

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Anonim - October 26, 2009, 5:29 am
It's damn funny reading U.S citizens label everything communist, when everyone else would label it centrist or even right wing.
todd snyder - August 9, 2009, 8:50 am
Amen - 5 lions 4 u. Same comment for the "Red Star" - Minneapolis Star Tribune - another communist piece of propoganda.


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Doc - April 16, 2009, 9:24 am
"Snake Plissken... I thought you were dead."

In New York city -

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Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:07 pm
ohh ok ok. Cool.
steve1961 - May 29, 2013, 2:47 am
Ooooh! Now I get it...said everyone.
zoomer296 - May 28, 2013, 11:14 pm
It is the USS New York and it was forged from from the steel of the world trade center
Sho - May 28, 2013, 2:49 pm
i dont get it

NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER - C'mon get a closer picture! What's he gonna do? "KID-NAP US" or something!

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agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 11:11 pm
It's not a bunker, Billy; it's your parent's basement. I guess an empty bottle of lotion would be YOUR bunker buster, huh?
Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
Yer a bigotted cu*n*t, Billy.
Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:01 pm
Snap that ragheads neck before he blows someone up.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:44 pm
Those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it...5 from me Yeo!


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Brian The Great - May 13, 2009, 5:22 am
Well somebody obviously went through a pretty ****ed up train of thought because.....it happened. Could be this kind of stupid train of thought, maybe not.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:09 pm
Left-justify... much?

HAPPY MEAL - Whatever happened to the cookies after that scandal with Mayor McCheese.

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John - August 12, 2009, 12:32 am
Shake-zula, the mic-rula...


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PROSPERITY MAYORS CELL - WHO are you? WHO do you work for? WHAT do you want?

DEAR MR. MAYOR OF MILWAUKEE - I was hoping you'd be interested in signing my petition against "POLICE AND POLICE STYLE BATONS"

Blessing -